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amateurlanguager:

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added

amateurlanguager:

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added

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— 23 hours ago with 384292 notes

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

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— 2 days ago with 883290 notes
me 3 years ago:an unappealing awkward person
me now:an unappealing awkward person with a blog
— 2 days ago with 346270 notes

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

image

(via funnybro)

— 4 days ago with 193505 notes

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

(Source: germangirlfriend, via funnybro)

— 4 days ago with 133036 notes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via cowboyhatsandbeltbuckles)

— 4 days ago with 500824 notes
"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"
Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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— 4 days ago with 173817 notes

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via circumcision-scissors)

— 4 days ago with 194061 notes

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 4 days ago with 545717 notes

slayboybunny:

i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit

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— 4 days ago with 75660 notes